1 00:00:01,085 --> 00:00:02,253 "Ballmastrz." 2 00:00:07,383 --> 00:00:16,559 ♪♪ 3 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:19,729 Whoa! 4 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:22,106 [ Laughs ] 5 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:25,777 [ Screams in slow motion ] 6 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:27,153 Aah! 7 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:29,197 [ Laughs ] 8 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,448 Aah! 9 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,283 Duleena: Nobody believed me, but I called it! 10 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,743 Preggo! 11 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:37,872 She put a lot of bad things in her body. 12 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:40,124 I hope the baby is healthy. 13 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:41,834 I'm thinking more like a flipper baby territory, 14 00:00:41,918 --> 00:00:44,504 you know what I mean? No offense, Flip. 15 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:46,547 I hope it is a flipper baby! 16 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:49,342 I'll be the perfect role model-slash-uncle-slash-sensei 17 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:52,720 to the cutest little bastard love child ever! 18 00:00:52,804 --> 00:00:54,555 You can all bite me! 19 00:00:54,639 --> 00:00:58,309 Aah! 20 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,894 Showtime! 21 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:02,980 I just flew in from Ulsa Guerin and, boy, are my arms tired. 22 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,148 Humdinger! 23 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,191 [ All scream ] 24 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,734 [ Belches ] What a dog I got. 25 00:01:06,818 --> 00:01:09,529 He found out we both look alike, so he killed himself. 26 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:13,658 There's tiny mutant baby head sticking out of my stomach, 27 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:14,826 and it's talking! 28 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:19,747 That is no baby, and this is a job for Flip Champion! 29 00:01:19,831 --> 00:01:22,208 The most taboo sexually-transmitted disease 30 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:24,252 known to the Consortium, contracted 31 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,295 and spread by engaging in only the most vile, 32 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:28,214 disgusting sexual acts imaginable! 33 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,716 Scientific name, blatio verruca morbis. 34 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,718 Street slang, the blab because its tiny, 35 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:35,471 repulsive mutant baby head won't stop blabbing! 36 00:01:35,555 --> 00:01:37,807 But it's no match for the purity-injecting 37 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,560 cleansing power of my naval needle! 38 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:43,563 Behold, Umbilicus! 39 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:46,774 I mean, they've got a point. 40 00:01:46,858 --> 00:01:48,693 I'd double-bag it before going near that thing. 41 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,236 Double-bag it! 42 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:53,155 A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." 43 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:54,782 I went over, nobody was home! 44 00:01:54,866 --> 00:01:55,908 Hee-haw! 45 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:58,870 Oh, great, another mouth to feed. 46 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:00,580 Yeah, yeah, yowza! 47 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:03,207 I'm so ugly, my mommy used to feed me with a slingshot! 48 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,251 Hoo-ah! 49 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,753 Mommy, mommy! I want my mommy! 50 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:09,505 Oh, this is horrible! 51 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:10,840 Oh, gee, you think? 52 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,967 Yes. Don't you guys remember what tomorrow is? 53 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,427 All: No! 54 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:17,221 Gaz has a live holotube interview with Obah Wexley. 55 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,806 The Obah Wexley? 56 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:20,766 Ooh, I love Obah! 57 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:23,519 Obah has the number one talk show on the holotube. 58 00:02:23,603 --> 00:02:26,814 When she gets behind a team, great things happen! 59 00:02:26,898 --> 00:02:28,274 Don't fuck it up, Gaz! 60 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:31,444 It's only our biggest PR moment of the season. 61 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:35,156 I ain't going anywhere with wise-cracking wart in my belly. 62 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:37,325 Your mama is so fat, her belly button 63 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:39,410 gets home 15 minutes before she does! 64 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,622 [ Laughs ] Somebody stop me! 65 00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:49,253 [ Singing indistinctly ] 66 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:50,755 Doctor: Well, Ms. Digzy, 67 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,174 it seems you've been treated at our clinic before. 68 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:55,092 Previous medical conditions include 69 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:58,012 herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia... 70 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,513 What can I say, doc? 71 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:04,393 I had a wild rookie season. ...hepatitis A, B, and C... 72 00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:07,521 Ah, these things happen. ...D through K... 73 00:03:07,605 --> 00:03:10,191 Okay, that, I can explain. 74 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,568 ...P through V through X, Y, and Z. 75 00:03:12,652 --> 00:03:16,197 Rash X23, AKA the filthy drip. 76 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,783 Is this really necessary? 77 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:19,992 And finally, 78 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:23,120 now you've contracted blatio verruca morbis, 79 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:24,038 AKA the blab! 80 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,831 Whoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 81 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:26,499 All: Whoa! 82 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:28,960 Crayzar is here to save the day! 83 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:32,129 C-Man, you here to help me ditch this little bastard? 84 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:33,506 But of course. 85 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:34,966 So, you're going to laser this sucker off? 86 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:38,719 Topical ointment? Or is it pills? 87 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:40,054 I like pills. 88 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,889 I'm not here to get rid of it. 89 00:03:41,973 --> 00:03:43,891 I'm here to tell you how to get rid of it. 90 00:03:43,975 --> 00:03:45,393 All: Aw! 91 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:49,355 There is a rare and powerful root, okidirae erasio, 92 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,858 that grows atop the rugged Mountain of Scark! 93 00:03:54,694 --> 00:03:57,863 If you can acquire the root and feed it to the blab, 94 00:03:57,947 --> 00:04:00,700 the virus will shrivel up and die, curing Gaz! 95 00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:03,285 [ Moans ] 96 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:04,745 That's it? Easy peasy. 97 00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:06,914 Yeah, but wait for the catch because with this guy, 98 00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:08,290 there's always a catch. 99 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:11,168 However, it is protected by supernatural guardians 100 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:14,130 sworn to defend the root from thieving outsiders. 101 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:16,048 Sounds like a job for Ballmaster! 102 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:18,551 Risk my neck on Scark for a skank? 103 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:20,720 Uh, no, thank you. Don't be a coward! 104 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:22,722 Think of the team for a change. 105 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,056 Huh? 106 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:26,851 If anyone finds out Gaz has the blab, 107 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,602 they might think we're all infected. 108 00:04:28,686 --> 00:04:31,272 That would prevent us from getting any sweet, sweet action! 109 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:34,358 Cock blocked by a blabbering boil, ah! 110 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,235 The Scark for the skank! 111 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:37,778 That's the spirit. 112 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:39,780 Blab: Me-ow! 113 00:04:39,864 --> 00:04:41,282 Hey, I went to look for a used car 114 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,242 and found my wife's dress in the backseat. 115 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:44,201 Hey-o! 116 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:44,910 ♪ Oh, Danny Boy 117 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:47,580 ♪ The pipes, the pipes are 118 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:48,914 Ah, shut up! 119 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:50,750 Man, that root can't get here fast enough. 120 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:54,545 Maybe if we keep it busy eating, it'll stop talking. 121 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,630 Yeah! Stuff its face! 122 00:04:56,714 --> 00:05:00,384 So you morons want to feed this thing caffeine and sugar? 123 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,595 Ah, where are those two? 124 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:03,971 Whoa. Finally. 125 00:05:04,055 --> 00:05:05,264 What took you so long? 126 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:08,934 Hey, Scark is no Sunday stroll in the park, okay? 127 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,770 Ace: It was a treacherous landscape 128 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:13,189 guarded by many fearsome enemies. 129 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:17,109 What he's trying to say is that it was a total shit show. 130 00:05:17,193 --> 00:05:19,779 First, we were attacked by stone giants, 131 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:22,114 but we showed him. 132 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:27,244 Ballmasters. 133 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:29,789 Then there was a big flying serpent thing that was, 134 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:32,291 like, spitting out acid venom. 135 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:37,296 Oh, and don't forget the huge man-eating plants. 136 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,423 Ballmasters. 137 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,133 Wasn't just man-eating. 138 00:05:41,217 --> 00:05:43,302 They also went for balls. 139 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:45,262 Then we had to climb all the way up the -- 140 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:48,599 Did you get the motherfucking root? 141 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,892 -Of course. -Yes. 142 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:52,394 Give me that! Eat and die, greedy little bastard. 143 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:55,481 [ Munching ] 144 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,567 Gaz Digzy is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly content, 145 00:05:58,651 --> 00:06:00,569 they said, "Sorry, no professionals." 146 00:06:00,653 --> 00:06:02,822 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy-o! 147 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,240 Nothing's happening. 148 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:05,741 I don't understand. 149 00:06:05,825 --> 00:06:07,993 [ Laughing ] 150 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:11,330 Bravo. Bravo, Leptons. You did it. 151 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,998 In case you haven't noticed, 152 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:16,168 there's still a talking baby head sticking out of my gut! 153 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:17,419 Patience, Digzy. 154 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:20,339 It just needs time to digest. 155 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,216 We don't have time for patience. 156 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,093 We go live in 5 minutes! 157 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:26,720 And the show must go on! 158 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:28,514 You can do it, Leptons! 159 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:29,431 I believe in you. 160 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,642 Just put your best foot forward. 161 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,103 [ Laughs ] 162 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:36,897 What are we going to do? I can't go on like this. 163 00:06:36,981 --> 00:06:41,277 This kind of shame is a career-killer, even for me! 164 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,570 We need a plan B. 165 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,238 Come on, everybody, think of something. 166 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:47,199 [ Clock ticking ] 167 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:49,493 Crayzar: Put your best foot forward. 168 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:50,870 Oh. 169 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:53,497 [ Cheers and applause ] 170 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:57,334 ♪♪ 171 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:59,461 [ All screaming ] 172 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:01,839 Welcome to the show! 173 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,383 Tonight, we have a very special guest. 174 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,303 She's been called many things, most of them bad, 175 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:10,723 but this season, she's led a historically helpless team 176 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:13,934 to victory in a surprising string of wins. 177 00:07:14,018 --> 00:07:18,480 Here she is, Gaz Digzy! 178 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:21,400 [ Laughs ] Gaz! 179 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,027 Obah. 180 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,904 So, talk to me, sister. 181 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:27,740 After some really ugly career turbulence, 182 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:32,536 what's it like being back in the limelight with the Leptons? 183 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,996 Oh, Obah. 184 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:37,166 You know, it's funny that you should start there because -- 185 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:38,751 [ Laughs ] 186 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:39,960 [ Laughs ] 187 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:42,087 [ Laughs ] 188 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:43,255 Here we go. 189 00:07:43,339 --> 00:07:46,508 A public execution in slow motion. 190 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,260 Oh, you crazy girl. 191 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:50,262 Like I said, funny. 192 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:51,931 Funny, I drinks too much. 193 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,933 The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it! 194 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:57,394 Hey-o! Excuse me? 195 00:07:57,478 --> 00:08:01,815 Still like a little cocktail now and then to take the edge off. 196 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:05,361 But as an athlete, doesn't it affect your performance? 197 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:06,904 My performance? 198 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,113 Hey, I'm so bad in bed, 199 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,949 I once caught a peeping Tom booing me! 200 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:11,909 Brud-da-da-da-da-da-da! 201 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,329 That voice -- That crude, unnatural voice. 202 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,456 You -- you're -- 203 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,583 Alright. Time to come clean. 204 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,711 That voice wasn't me. 205 00:08:22,795 --> 00:08:25,422 It was Little Gaz! 206 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:28,467 I don't know what stinks worse, Leto's plan or Leto's feet. 207 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,261 Put your shoe back on, moron! 208 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,263 Hey, want to hear a song about a tortilla? 209 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,306 Actually, it's more of a rap. 210 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:37,101 You like watching me throw the ball, right? 211 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,936 Now you get to see me throw my voice. 212 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,813 You used to be the bad girl of the game, 213 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:43,065 and now you're playing with puppets? 214 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:46,902 It's a way to help express my darker inner conflicts 215 00:08:46,986 --> 00:08:48,320 in a safe space. 216 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:50,155 Knock, knock. Who's there? 217 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:52,032 Sherwood. Sherwood, who? 218 00:08:52,116 --> 00:08:54,576 Gaz Digzy "sure would" like a beer! 219 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:57,329 I didn't know you were such a comedian, Gaz. 220 00:08:57,413 --> 00:08:59,248 It's good to have a hobby. 221 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:02,084 ♪ She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes ♪ 222 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:06,547 Little Gaz wants to show you our new dance move! 223 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:07,339 I got so much energy. 224 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:10,092 I don't know what to do with it! 225 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:15,347 Little Gaz has me off drugs and high on life! 226 00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:18,392 Cut, cut. Go to commercial! 227 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,643 [ Static crackles ] 228 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,353 That plan sucked, Leto. 229 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:24,648 I looked like a raving maniac on live broadcast 230 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,191 to the entire Consortium! 231 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:29,194 Then, can I have my sock back? Oh. 232 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,071 At least no one discovered the blab. 233 00:09:31,155 --> 00:09:32,448 Who cares? 234 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:34,575 Gaz destroyed the studio, and it was a train wreck! 235 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:37,745 You were the one who said really sell it! 236 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:41,165 Ah, Gaz Digzy, butt of the joke yet again. 237 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,877 Quiet! She's back on air. 238 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,211 If you're just tuning in, 239 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:48,630 you missed a first on the Obah Show. 240 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,507 Something just took place that was unlike anything 241 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,343 I've ever witnessed on live holotube. 242 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,596 Ah, it was -- That was... 243 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,348 awesome! 244 00:09:57,431 --> 00:10:00,059 [ Laughs ] Gaz is clearly crazy and unstable, 245 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,519 but who wouldn't be after a career like hers? 246 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:03,395 If her new way to deal with stress 247 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:06,148 and fame is puppets and performance 248 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:09,568 instead of drugs and alcohol, more power to her! 249 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:13,530 I look ahead with optimism to the future of Gaz Digzy 250 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,157 and the Leptons! 251 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,492 Great job, Gaz. We did it! 252 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:19,703 Alright. Time to spill, Gaz. We got to know. 253 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,955 Who'd you knock boots with to catch that nasty thing? 254 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:26,043 Even if I did remember, which I don't, I wouldn't tell. 255 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,963 That secret follows the blab to the grave. 256 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:33,092 Ah, I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. 257 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,468 He said I was being ridiculous. 258 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,261 Everyone hasn't met me yet! 259 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:37,930 Zing! Boom shaka! 260 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,682 Thank you. I'll be here all night, folks. 261 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:42,768 Ah! Ergh! [ Teeth clatter ] 262 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:47,940 ♪♪ 263 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:53,278 ♪♪ 264 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,823 Chirp. 265 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,282 Rad.